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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.04 03:11:04 -
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Short Bus Mercenaries. is currently taking contracts.
Are you tired of some rock munching nerd eating up the belts in your favorite system? Are you sick of "that guy" running all your DED sites? Is somebody flapping his lips in local? Do you dislike the look of his/her character portrait? We might have a solution for you.
Our alliance is still in its infancy so as of yet there is no solid track record. (Give us a bit of time for that) I also am a ****** salesman please don't get your hopes up for the pitch below as it will likely be unimpressive and very feminine.
What we offer:
* War assistance: Supplement your fleet with more dps, or sit back and let us be a general nuisance to your targets. *Focused aggression: We will actively pursue your chosen targets. This includes lowsec and wormhole space. *Our local chat pvp is some of the best in the game. While your chosen targets spin there ships we can guarantee system wide entertainment.
Please be aware that we cannot shut off trade hubs to targets. We are not of sufficient size and manpower currently. I would recommend hiring one of the larger merc alliances for that kind of assistance. However, if you have someone in mind that you want ran down and curb stomped we might be suitable for the task.
Prices will be fair. You can contact Julius Maagnus for inquiries.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.05 07:17:22 -
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Tyyler DURden wrote:Julius Maagnus wrote: Is somebody flapping his lips in local? I've seen you flapping your lips in dodixie local often enough. Can you provide a solution for that?
That is a very good question. Unfortunately, there is no solution for that. I will endeavor to keep you apprised of any changes regarding this matter you are so deeply concerned with. I might also point out this particular line as shown in the original post:
*Our local chat pvp is some of the best in the game. While your chosen targets spin there ships we can guarantee system wide entertainment.
And thats the fact Jack.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.07 06:46:29 -
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Bumpz
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.08 04:17:29 -
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Good talk.... By the way, good job killing one of my bros megas. Not bad for a group who is virtually non existant anymore. props.
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.13 21:06:10 -
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Bump
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.14 15:17:06 -
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Athena so sirry.... btw... where mah cookies?
If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.19 19:31:43 -
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If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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Julius Maagnus
The Clown Shoe Crew Short Bus Mercenaries.
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Posted - 2015.03.26 22:37:11 -
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If you frenchfry when you should pizza, you're going to have a bad time.
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